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Performance audit snapshot

Core web vitals analysis

Where every millisecond impacts conversions

LCP

2.5s

Target: ≤2.5s

INP

106ms

Target: ≤200ms

CLS

0.08

Target: ≤0.1

These metrics show where Secret Lair can win back conversions. Faster load = fewer abandoned carts and happier players.

Key insights

Mobile Performance Critical

• Score of 41/100 indicates significant optimization needed

• Largest Contentful Paint (2.5s) meets baseline but could be improved

• Interaction to Next Paint (106ms) performs well

• Cumulative Layout Shift (0.08) is excellent

Desktop Performance Moderate

• Score of 65/100 shows room for improvement

• First Contentful Paint (0.8s) is excellent

• Largest Contentful Paint (2.1s) could be optimized

• Low Cumulative Layout Shift (0.05) is very good

What your fans are really saying

These aren't isolated incidents. Fans are vocal about their frustration. Every failed checkout = lost revenue and damaged trust.

The business impact

These failures aren't just tech glitches — they're brand and revenue risks.

Viral failures

Fans share these frustrations publicly through social networks to a wide audience.

Lost revenue

Checkout issues and performance degradation causes lost conversions.

Community damage

Frustration spreads fast across Twitter, Reddit, and Discord communities.

Noibu's solution

We discover critical conversion opportunities with the insights you need to act fast and grow revenue.

No UX friction. No viral rants. Just seamless, legendary fan experiences.

Read our case studies

45%

Reduced cart errors

E-commerce performance case study showing significant error reduction

100%

Session replay coverage

Feature spotlight on comprehensive session monitoring and analysis

30%

Improved checkout success

Tommy John case study demonstrating enhanced conversion rates

The next Secret Lair drop doesn't have to crash

Your fans expect legendary experiences. We'll help deliver them.

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